The Awesome Power of Satan- Now on Shopify

Our Merchandise line has launched on Shopify. Now you can help me, your future president, get his very own private server, which news accounts lead me to believe is a prerequisite for high office these days. This is the start of our campaign to make America Desecrate...

Greetings, America

For years I have watched, bored, as you Americans have continued to choose between lesser evils, wondering why you insisted on settling for pale imitations of my infernal glory. But in 2016 you Americans have finally surprised me, for now, for the first time in your...